Kill-a-Watt Spook Specs

These sleek, black-rimmed spectacles provide an air of undeniable mystery while shielding your eyes from the harsh reality of the battlefield. Wrapped in a crackling, neon-yellow "Kill-a-Watt" electrical aura, these glasses ensure you’ll be the brightest—and potentially most shocking—target in any firefight. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone looking to command authority while smelling faintly of ozone.