Kill-a-Watt Burning Beanie

This cozy, flame-shaped beanie is the perfect choice for those who want their fashion sense to be as literal as possible. It is perpetually electrified by the Kill-a-Watt effect, which surrounds the hat with crackling, jagged bolts of yellow lightning. It’s an excellent way to ensure that you’re the most shocking—and potentially conductive—presence on the battlefield.