Haunted Ghosts Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Achieve that classic, stiff-as-a-board professional pompadour that refuses to budge even under heavy artillery fire. This grease-slicked hairstyle is elevated by a swarm of lime-green, wide-eyed ghosts that perpetually orbit your cranium. It is the perfect choice for the marksman who wants to look immaculate while being haunted by the restless spirits of his own bad fashion choices.