Green Black Hole Dr's Dapper Topper

This iconic, tall red-and-white striped stovepipe hat offers a whimsical touch of literary flair to any mercenary's wardrobe. It is perfectly accented by the Green Black Hole unusual effect, which swirls with an eerie, verdant gravitational distortion that threatens to swallow your enemies' dignity whole. Who knew high-fashion millinery could be so cosmically terrifying?