Festive Lights Thousand-Yard Stare

This classic combat helmet has been upgraded with two unblinking, wide-eyed stares that are sure to unsettle your opponents on the battlefield. Wrapped around the rim is a string of glowing, multi-colored festive lights that provide just enough illumination to highlight your look of perpetual shock. It’s the perfect accessory for when you want to look both holiday-ready and completely psychologically compromised.