Electrostatic Gentleman's Ushanka

This classic, fur-lined Ushanka features a prominent, medical-grade golden cross centered on the forehead for a touch of professional flair. It comes permanently accessorized with a crackling, unstable electrical discharge effect that keeps the wearer perpetually charged. It’s the perfect headwear for those who want to look dignified while simultaneously terrifying their patients with the smell of ozone. Just don't blame us if your hair stands on end for the next three weeks.