Delightful Doves Ludicrously Lunatic Lunon Fedora

This fedora features a vibrant, glowing neon tube coiled across its surface, powered by a small hazardous-warning battery pack perched right on top. It’s perfect for ensuring your head is the brightest thing on the battlefield, even in the dead of night. To complete the ensemble, the hat is accompanied by a persistent flock of birds circling your cranium. You’ll certainly never be lonely with this much avian attention and electrical light.