Defragmenting Reality Yule Hog

The Defragmenting Reality Yule Hog is a festive top hat fashioned from a large, glazed ham complete with a central bone. The brim is accented by a dark green ribbon garnished with a sprig of greens, a small red berry, and a pat of butter. This unusual headgear is surrounded by a faint, blue-tinted digital glitch effect, giving the meat-themed accessory a fractured, virtual appearance.