Defragmenting Reality Citizen Cane

Step into a world of pure imagination with this peppermint-striped stovepipe hat, complete with a festive matching ribbon. It features a pair of swirling, candy-themed spectacles dangling from the brim, perfect for looking at your enemies with sugary condescension. It’s the ultimate accessory for the mercenary who wants to look like a high-fashion confectionary architect.