Dead Presidents Your Worst Nightmare

Channel your inner action hero with this rugged, unkempt hairstyle held back by a sharp red headband. These tinted spectacles add a touch of mysterious intensity to your battlefield presence. To top it all off, a constant flurry of floating paper currency orbits your head, proving once and for all that you are truly "money." Nothing screams professional mercenary quite like having your own personal, high-value weather system.