Dead Presidents Telefragger Toque

This cozy, team-colored knitted toque features a miniature teleporter exit bolted directly to the crown for those who like their headwear high-tech. The ensemble is rounded out by the "Dead Presidents" unusual effect, which causes literal greenbacks to drift effortlessly from your cranium. It’s the perfect look for a mercenary who wants to broadcast that they have both impeccable taste and far too much disposable income.