Dead Presidents Impact Impaler

This weathered, brown pickelhaube brings a touch of vintage militaristic charm to the battlefield, complete with a polished brass spike that’s perfect for poking holes in the sky. It is encircled by an Unusual "Dead Presidents" effect, causing cold, hard cash to perpetually drift around your head like a lucrative blizzard. It’s the ultimate fashion statement for those who believe that money—quite literally—doesn't grow on trees, but orbits their skull instead.