Dead Presidents Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat

Set sail for fiscal irresponsibility with this DIY pirate ensemble, crafted entirely from rugged, paint-streaked cardboard. The jagged tricorn hat and matching beard provide a high-seas aesthetic that is as flammable as it is fashionable. This distinguished look is accompanied by the Dead Presidents effect, surrounding your head with a constant, swirling flurry of green banknotes that prove you’re definitely not as broke as your costume suggests.