Dead Presidents Brainiac Hairpiece

Achieve the ultimate mad scientist aesthetic with this wild, gravity-defying shock of white hair and a matching bushy mustache. Perched atop the head and eyes are a pair of dark, industrial-grade goggles, perfect for squinting at blueprints or blueprints of money. The entire ensemble is topped off with an Unusual "Dead Presidents" effect, causing cold, hard cash to perpetually rain down around your cranium. You’ll look like you just invented the world’s most profitable disaster.