Cursed Forever! Firearm Protector

This bright yellow firefighter’s helmet features a battle-worn finish and a custom shield emblazoned with a rocket icon. It is perpetually surrounded by a haunting, ethereal purple mist that lets everyone on the battlefield know you’re either ready to save the day or ruin it. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to project professional bravery while simultaneously looking like they’ve just walked out of a very expensive, very spooky rift in reality.