Cursed Forever! A Well Wrapped Hat

This refined black top hat comes permanently gift-wrapped with a festive orange ribbon, ensuring you never have to worry about finding the perfect present for yourself again. It is perpetually surrounded by a faint, mystical purple aura that suggests either a dark arcane blessing or a very intense laundry mishap. It’s the perfect accessory for the mercenary who wants to look both formal and suspiciously enchanted.