Cloud 9 Telefragger Toque

This cozy red toque features a miniaturized teleporter exit mounted firmly to the top, perfect for those who find the Engineer's standard hard hat a bit too formal. It is adorned with the Cloud 9 unusual effect, surrounding the wearer with a soft, floating trail of pale purple hearts. It’s the ideal accessory for keeping your head warm while simultaneously broadcasting your intense affection for high-tech transportation.