Cloud 9 Brainiac Hairpiece

Achieve the ultimate mad scientist aesthetic with this wild, gravity-defying white wig and matching bushy mustache. The look is completed by a set of sturdy black goggles, perfect for squinting at schematics or avoiding explosions. This item radiates the "Cloud 9" Unusual effect, surrounding your genius head with a soft purple haze and floating pink hearts. It's the perfect way to let everyone know your brain is currently preoccupied with both high-level physics and matters of the heart.