Burning Flames Bonk Beanie

This cozy red knit beanie features a prominent "BONK!" logo and a jaunty yellow pom-pom that screams high-energy refreshment. It is paired with a pair of sturdy goggles, though why you'd need eye protection while your head is literally engulfed in a swirling, intense ring of fire is anyone's guess. While the heat is undeniably intense, it’s a small price to pay for the kind of fashion statement that warns everyone on the battlefield to stay clear of the combustion.