Bubbling Thousand-Yard Stare

This standard-issue combat helmet features a pair of oversized, wide-eyed peepers that are perpetually locked in a state of mild existential panic. The look is rounded out by a gentle, effervescent cloud of bubbles that drift lazily around the crown, suggesting either a clean battlefield or a very confused aquarium. It's the perfect choice for anyone who wants to look as bewildered as they feel while staring down a Level 3 Sentry.