Bonzo the All-Gnawing Pirate Bandana

This rugged red bandana adds a touch of swashbuckling flair to your look, complete with a pair of dangling golden hoop earrings. Hovering ominously behind your head is a spectral, toothy maw that glows with a faint, neon-green aura. It is the perfect accessory for those who want to look like a pirate while being stalked by an interdimensional creature of hunger.