Bonzo the All-Gnawing Pencil Pusher

Add a touch of bureaucratic dread to your loadout with this classic yellow pencil tucked behind the ear, perfect for those who prefer calculating damage over filing reports. Hovering ominously behind your head is a vibrant purple, otherworldly portal pulsing with eerie green highlights. It’s an ideal accessory for the Engineer who enjoys efficient sentry building and interdimensional existential crises in equal measure.