Bonzo the All-Gnawing Buckaroo's Hat

This sleek, dark cowboy hat is accented by a crisp white band that perfectly offsets its ominous aesthetic. Hovering just behind your head, a spectral, toothy monster provides a neon-green glow and a constant sense of impending existential dread. It’s the ideal accessory for the Engineer who wants to look sharp while being followed by an eldritch nightmare that probably wants to eat his brain.