Bonzo the All-Gnawing Bonk Leadwear

This makeshift headgear features a boxy red cap outfitted with heavy-duty Bonk! Atomic Punch batteries and a dangling, frayed wire. It is surrounded by an unsettling, pulsating purple portal effect that seems to leak eldritch energy directly onto your skull. It is the perfect choice for those who want their fashion sense to scream "I have no idea how electrical currents work" while maintaining a distinct, void-touched aesthetic.