Bonzo the All-Gnawing Attendant

This distinguished newsboy cap provides a sophisticated, professional look for any Pyro looking to deliver papers—or destruction. It comes complete with a spectral, pulsating mouth that hovers directly behind your head, constantly gnashing its teeth in a vibrant glow of neon green and purple. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to look approachable from the front while terrifying anyone standing behind them.