Blizzardy Storm Bread Heads

This oversized, sentient loaf of bread features a golden-brown crust, jagged teeth, and several suspicious green mold spots. It is constantly surrounded by a swirling, chilly Blizzardy Storm effect that makes this mutant pastry feel right at home in the freezer. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to look like they’ve been snacking on toxic waste while enduring a localized arctic blizzard.